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Freakbikes, choppers, funnybikes, clownbikes, kustoms, tallbikes, swingbikes, lead sleds, chunkbikes, trashbikes, mutant bikes, tallbike jousting, cargo bikes, tallchoppers, and frankenbikes. This is a record of human-powered creativity in Chicago.

[bikes]
-'52 freakin'-
-vintage p-cola freakin-
-zany bikes of redmoon ii-

-zig anime-
-australia freakin'-
-rat patrol russia-
-vintage freakbikes ii-
-skunk's cloudbuster-
-bikes of burning man 07-
-pedal-powered crane-

-rat patrol belgium-
-jet rides-
-fat boy's bikes-

-vintage freakbikes-
-Steinlauf family 1920's-1960s-
-afghanistan tallbikin'-
-india tallbikin'-
-spain freakin'-
-not hard enough-
-porno squad-
-grillbike/drumbike-

-chicagofreakboat-
-pushmepullyou-
-green machine-

-rolling bonfire-
-scrounger-
-the human television network-
-zany bikes of redmoon-

-*shrug*-
-fatback bomber-

-WTF?-
-two-wheeled tank-
-precious cargo-

-ghana's national tallbike-
-twang bang-

-trampoline trailer-
-san fran freakin'-
-wooden packrat-
-the loserbago-
-foley freakin'-
-n'awlins freakin'-
-schwinn cycle truck-
-question-
-the bike formerly known as the white elephant-
-abigail-

-trashbike 1-
-glowbike-
-chopsicle-

-reCycle-
-UV chopper 2-
-handcycle-

-crimebike-
-mightybike-

-gateway drug-
-lee's bent 1-
-trout lake freakin-
-tiger-
-angel-
-UV chopper 1-
-pipe bomb-
-unicyclin bear-
-a work in progress-
-the chopper-

[rides]
-pride 07-
-death of a tallbike-
-st ratrick's day 07-
-guerilla floatilla 07-
-st. ratrick's 07-
-bike kill IV-
-hootenanny 06-
-ratification 06-
-5th annual st chino's run-
-sweethearts build day-
-madison art bike parade 06-
-slaughterama 06-
-guerilla flotilla 06-
-st ratrick's day 06-
-the buurn, maaaaan 05-
-rat rides 2005-
-black label bike kill iii-
-pedal pushers-
-ratification 05-
-Guerilla Flotilla 2005-
-St. Ratrick's Day 2005-
-2nd Annual St. Chino's Run-
-rats on the mass-
-gimp haulin'-
-ratatistas!-
-rat patrol vs. human television network-
-monkey tag ride-
-stockyards ride-
-build day 112004-
-magic bean ride-
-puke ride-
-ratification 04-
-rat rides 2004-
-rat race 04-
-clunker classic III-
-ghana freakin'-
-st. ratrick's day 03-
-the stingray kids-
-may day 2003-
-the scallywags come to chicago critical mass-
-a rat retreat to the redneck riviera-
-a visit from the BLBC-
-rat rides 2003-
-rat rides 2002-

[Miscellany]
-can't you read?-
-trashcastle-
-rat trikes-
-scratch-made arc welder-

Email and Submissions: johnny@rat-patrol.org

Rat Rides 2004

Updated 10/22/04

Chunkolini, of Rat Patrol UK, sent us some of the hallucinogenic cider that his friend makes in Ross-on-Wye. The bottle said "Drink within 5 days of purchase." It had taken 2 weeks to reach us. It tasted like rotten apples and brake fluid. This ride opened with us all guzzling some (except for the Scallywags, of course).

Squeaky Clean, riding a Hammer with foosball poles for apehangers.

Bikefreeek on the Red Ass... the portable sound system can kick out the jams. Pull it up to any crowd and you've got an instant dance party.

Pigeon toss.

Johnny 10:40 PM