Freakbikes, choppers, funnybikes, clownbikes, kustoms, tallbikes, swingbikes, lead sleds, chunkbikes, trashbikes, mutant bikes, tallbike jousting, cargo bikes, tallchoppers, and frankenbikes. This is a record of human-powered creativity in Chicago.
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bikes of redmoon ii-
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-australia freakin'-
-rat patrol russia-
-vintage freakbikes ii-
-skunk's cloudbuster-
-bikes of burning man 07-
-pedal-powered crane-
-rat patrol belgium-
-jet rides-
-fat boy's bikes-
-vintage freakbikes-
-Steinlauf family 1920's-1960s-
-afghanistan tallbikin'-
-india tallbikin'-
-spain freakin'-
-not hard enough-
-porno squad-
-grillbike/drumbike-
-chicagofreakboat-
-pushmepullyou-
-green machine-
-rolling
bonfire-
-scrounger-
-the
human television network-
-zany
bikes of redmoon-
-*shrug*-
-fatback
bomber-
-WTF?-
-two-wheeled
tank-
-precious
cargo-
-showerbike-
-ghana's
national tallbike-
-twang bang-
-electro-rat-
-trampoline
trailer-
-san fran freakin'-
-wooden
packrat-
-the
loserbago-
-foley
freakin'-
-n'awlins
freakin'-
-schwinn
cycle truck-
-question-
-the
bike formerly known as the white elephant-
-abigail-
-trashbike
1-
-glowbike-
-chopsicle-
-reCycle-
-UV chopper 2-
-handcycle-
-crimebike-
-mightybike-
-gateway
drug-
-lee's
bent 1-
-trout lake
freakin-
-tiger-
-angel-
-UV
chopper 1-
-pipe
bomb-
-unicyclin
bear-
-a
work in progress-
-the
chopper-
[rides]
-pride 07-
-death of a tallbike-
-st ratrick's day 07-
-guerilla floatilla 07-
-st. ratrick's 07-
-bike kill IV-
-hootenanny 06-
-ratification 06-
-5th annual st chino's run-
-sweethearts build day-
-madison art bike parade 06-
-slaughterama 06-
-guerilla flotilla 06-
-st ratrick's day 06-
-the buurn, maaaaan 05-
-rat rides 2005-
-black label bike kill iii-
-pedal pushers-
-ratification 05-
-Guerilla
Flotilla 2005-
-St.
Ratrick's Day 2005-
-2nd
Annual St. Chino's Run-
-rats on the mass-
-gimp
haulin'-
-ratatistas!-
-rat patrol
vs. human television network-
-monkey tag
ride-
-stockyards ride-
-build
day 112004-
-magic
bean ride-
-puke ride-
-ratification
04-
-rat
rides 2004-
-rat
race 04-
-clunker
classic III-
-ghana freakin'-
-st.
ratrick's day 03-
-the stingray kids-
-may
day 2003-
-the
scallywags come to chicago critical mass-
-a
rat retreat to the redneck riviera-
-a
visit from the BLBC-
-rat
rides 2003-
-rat
rides 2002-
[Miscellany]
-can't
you read?-
-trashcastle-
-rat
trikes-
-scratch-made
arc welder-
[lexicon]
[links]
Email and Submissions:
johnny@rat-patrol.org
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 -rat rides 2003-
Jacob's bike, given in a fit of generosity by Per, but hastily replaced with 151 when Jacob found out!
Lil' Gordie, four months before the tragic match that ended his shoe-tossing career.
"Chopper B.O.B.", a chopped B.O.B. trailer.
   
   
This time, they stopped for our pie at the Diner Cafe. On the wall was this sign: "Slinger Only $7.50. Don't Ask, Just Eat." When Velo Rat and Johnny ordered it, a whisper went down the line of regulars at the bar. "The Slinger! They ordered the Slinger!" Note that the sign features a man having his heart checked by a doctor, a kid on the shitter, and a man crying. There was also a sign that said, "Slingerrhea: Get it here, leave it there." Who could resist such advertising?
Johnny and Velo Rat prepare to take it on.
Peachtree gets in on the action.
Looks like they shoulda gone with pie.
Rat Patrol sticker-placing up on a magnetic crane.
I love these icons for specific ways you can die.
A rare sighting of the Pixie Pedal Powered Power Plant with its trailer. This guy probably rode 20 miles on this thing that night.
Broke a weld? String'll fix it!
That bottom bike is an old Batmobile. Collector nerds everywhere felt a great disturbance in the Force when it was chopped.
Prince, post-op. Prince had to live a year bolted up as the other gender before the surgery was done.
Rzarah with Infected With Rage.
One of Plumber Mike's superpowers is firebreath.
Andy tries it... "Ooh! Ahh! Mah biscuits is burnin'!"
Johnny 9:30 PM
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