Rat Rides - 2002

Me: "Hey, look, an electric organ! Let's plug it in!"

Craig: "I could take it home! It's the best in the city of Chicago!"

Me: "This chunk o' shit? Come on, Craig!"

Matt: "I mean, really Craig, there's no action left on this piano."

Craig: "Excuse me, I don't think there's anything wrong with the action on this piano."




Craig: "Well I heard about the fellow you've been dancing with
All over the neighbourhood
So why didn't you ask me baby
Or didn't you think I could?

Well I know that the boogaloo is out of sight
but the shingaling's the thing tonight
But if that was you and me a now baby
I would have shown you how to do it right
Do it right (U-huh)
Do it riiight (Do it right)
Dot it riiiiiiiiight
Do it riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Do it riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...."


Kickin' it senior-citizen style.

"Superfood- Experience the Refreshing Taste of People"

Some of us can't handle our people.

Who are these dorks?




As I bent down to take apart the bottom bracket, the Count fell over. Its two fork bolts bit me in the neck, drawing blood. The Count had risen to take his first victim, and I have been his Renfield ever since.

Count Chopula.